That Moment When:

Just randomly wrote these down as they came to me.

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That moment when:

• You realize you've been rubbing your eyes but still have mascara on.

• You find out your underwear is inside out.

• In the bathroom you go to race out without washing your hands because you're late. But then you realize your co-worker is in there too and looking at you so you try to act like you weren't just about to do what they think you were going to do.

• You realize you've left your spotify on an embarrassing playlist for an hour.

• You realize you forgot to say "just kidding" when sending a sarcastic / mean text.

• You try avoiding a person you assume is homeless that's talking to you and all they wanted were directions.

• At 12:30 at night when you realize you should have ordered decaf earlier.

• You realize you replied all to a department wide email when you just wanted to reply.

• You realize you're not the only one in the bathroom.

• You see an old acquaintance.

• You see an old acquaintance and haven't showered in a while.

• You see an old acquaintance and say goodbye and walk in the same direction as them.

• In the grocery store you see an old acquittance , say goodbye and see them in the next aisle...then deli section and then in the checkout line.

• You think it's almost time for lunch and you realize it's only been an hour since breakfast.

• You're shopping and you notice the girl next to you has the same clothes picked out.

• You send a ;-) when you definitely meant a :-)

• You find out your water bottle isn't open - by dumping it on yourself